It has only been two and a half weeks. It took almost three whole weeks for America to regress back to the normalized ignorance of the 1950s. But fear not, we can do this, guys. We have literally done it before. Yeah, it sucked a lot of ass along the way but let's not lose focus on the future or the children... because they are like the same thing or something. Still, it can be hard out here, as anyone that actually attempts to raise their kids will tell you. Don't worry, I got ya back. Here are some survival tips to help us all get through the next few years. 1. Fuck - Wait, why are you not doing this already? Anyhoo, the world might need them kids for votes. There are only 5 presidential elections before they can carry the mantle. Get to fucking, rational people. Yes, rational people, get your sex parts together. We already know dumb people getting their unprotected juice exchanges on without any encouragement. 2. Read - The American media is basically just
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