Cogito Ergo

There was once a point in my life that all I ever wanted to be was an average Joe.   You know, work at a desk, stare at a computer and drive a nice Honda Civic and shit.   But, you see, there was one fatal flaw in that plan.   It seems like that sort of thing just isn’t in my nature. I’ve always been a bit of a dreamer and being a nobody just wasn’t going to sit right with me for forever.   Don’t get me wrong, I really like having steady income.   I especially like the kind of money that I can stack up and spend on the weekends.   However, there has always been that part of me that strived for something more. Even going to college was a part of dreaming big for me.   That college life I saw on TV didn’t relate to me but I’ve always been a bit of a braniac and if you want to increase your brain power, college is the place to be. So I chased that dream and not long after I finished, I dreamt of more education and so I went back.   Call it delusions of grandeur or whatever yo

I am a faithful man.   But don’t go applauding.   There are only a few reasons that make me this way. Reason number 1 that I’m faithful: I have never had any game whatsoever.   I mean never!   Before and after women decided I was attractive, I had no idea how to get a woman naked.   Oh, I could always talk to women but only because I’m a people person.   Also, I really do like getting to know women.   Contrary to popular belief, many of them are fascinating human beings.   Maybe it stems from the fact that I learned the value of a good woman friend before I learned about the worth of a willing vagina.   It’s ironic.   The women I never slept with are the only ones that I really fuck with nowadays.   Score one for the friend zone.   I don’t know why people complain about the friend zone.   Friends aren’t for random sex.   That’s what clubs and bars are for. Reason number 2 that I’m faithful: I’m fucking lazy.   All of that lying and creeping around seems complicated and time c