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The top 7 times R. Kelly warned us about R. Kelly

In celebration of Pied Piper's alleged engagement to a beautiful young lady 30 years his junior, let's take a look back and review the best times he warned us about himself.  I'm not even going to discuss his interviews because, let's face it, every time that nigga has opened his mouth and a note didn't come out, some unbelievably ignant shit flew out.  But what can we expect from a guy that filmed himself pissing on a child (!).   Instead, let's talk about the times where he slid in some shit that went right over our heads until it hit us like the final scene from The Usual Suspects. 7.  He referred to himself as the cookie monster and not in a PBS kind of way.   If you ever want to find something too sacred to children to make dirty, Sesame Street is a good place to start.  At least, that is what normal folks think.  This man ain't normal folks. 6.  This nigga had a song called "Seems like you're ready".  In said song he de