There's gold in them thar crates

People that know me know that I have a deep love for music.  Not just hip-hop but all sorts of stuff.  I have albums that fit different moods.  With that in mind, I’m going to give you a list of my favorite albums to get in on to.  Well, I don’t really get it on that much.  Take it as some of the albums I would like to get it on to.  Enjoy:

Missy’s “Supa Dupa Fly”:  Songs like ‘Sock it to me’ and ‘Beep me 911’ are deceptively sexual and Timbarland’s beats make this an album that anyone can keep the rhythm to; standing or otherwise.
Timbaland and Magoo’s “Welcome to Our World”:  If you like rhythms, you gotta get it on this one. 

Yes, the first few songs are pretty hard to get in to but after ‘Up Jumps the Boogie’ this is all belly rubbing music.  ‘Joy’ and ‘Man Undercover’ are definite.  ‘Luv 2 Luv U’ and the remix would be 10 minutes of heaven if you’re pressed for time.  The remix (which plays first) and the original would be excellent if you’re late for work, or in my case Mariah has a plane to catch (wishful thinking).

Amy Winehouse’s “Back to Black”:  ‘Rehab’ is a great song but it doesn’t adequately set the tone of the album.  Amy was a soul singer.  The joints that follow that song are so beautifully human that you can’t but help to feel something in your spirit that needs to be awake during nakedness.  Caution, the album ends with a track with Ghostface Killa.  When you hear his voice, it might be time to finish the job.

TLC’s “Crazy Sexy Cool”:  Granted, getting it on to ‘Waterfalls’ might be a little weird if you aren’t using protection.  Luckily, I ALWAYS use protection.  Songs like ‘Let’s Do it Again’, ‘Let’s Take Our Time’ and ‘Red Light Special’ will make you forget anything awkward.  They might also make you not care where you are or who you’re with.

Tone Toni Toné’s “House of Music”:  For those of you that didn’t have the privilege of being Black in the ‘90s I’ll let you in on a little secret.  Tone Toni Toné is the shit.  They have ballads that only the soul can understand.  House of Music is one of those little known heart starter CDs that is a must for any couple that like to dance laugh and be naked at the same time.

 Truth Hurt’s “Truthfully Yours”:  Some people see Truth Hurts as a one hit wonder but her album has more to offer than that.  Yes, ‘Addictive’ is the best song on the album but she offers several lusty cuts including ‘This Feeling’ which is pure love music sent from a woman’s point of view.  The album is a little hood but that doesn’t distract from the overall appeal.

Jill Scott’s “Who is Jill Scott?”:  Upbeat or slowly, this album has what you need to get the party started.  Jill has one of those voices that can take you wherever you need to go.  Man or woman, songs like ‘Lyzel in E flat’ or ‘Getting in the Way’ makes you know that you’re a human and nothing else can make you feel better about that than being with the one you love… if only for tonight.

 Any Luther Vandross’ greatest hits containing ‘If Only for One Night’:  Most of us know that Luther is a beast when it come to love songs.  His sleeper hit ‘If Only for One Night’ is a one night stand’s best weapon.  When that song comes on, it would seem that all morality goes out the window.  If this happens to be coupled with songs like ‘Still in Love’ or ‘Excuse Me’, prepare to be embarrassed or extremely proud when the morning comes.

 Corrine Bailey Rae:  Her first album (Self titled) is proof that Brits know how soul music is supposed to sound; not that Amy Winehouse hadn’t proved that already.  Look for Floetry’s “Floetic” for further proof.  Amy wasn’t Black and Corrine isn’t “African American” but damn can this lady sing.  Acoustic guitar, voice and rhythm can be a powerful thing, no matter where it comes from and Corrine came out of the gates and killed it.  ‘Til it Happens to You’ is a song for everyone that dared to fall in love.  It is a must hear for anyone that dares to fall in love and the sack at the same time.

John Legend’s “Get Lifted”:  Just when I started to doubt the power of contemporary male R&B, this album knocked me off my feet.  John Legend’s first major release is a bounty of love and sensuality.  My best advice is to pop a cork, turn it on and let it ride.  You won’t be sorry.

 “The R. in R&B collection” by R. Kelly:  ‘Bump N Grind’, ‘Sex Me’, ‘Down Low’.   If you were growing up in the ‘90s and you love R&B you have to have an R. Kelly CD somewhere.  I know he has his issues but there is no doubt that R. Kelly can make some love making music.  This CD is a must.

Alicia Keys’ “Songs in A Minor”:  Tracks 4 and 5, ‘Troubles’ and ‘Fallin’  make this CD worth the play when you’re making a play.  The remake of ‘ How Come You Don’t Call Me’  is a great way to tell someone that you want to go from dating to more than dating.  Alicia’s voice has matured in the days since this album but there is no doubt she knew a woman’s worth at this early stage.  It might be from a woman’s view but anybody can feel the raw emotion of this offering.

Macy Gray’s “The Id”:  I admit that some of these songs aren’t conducive for lovemaking.  The ones that are make this sleeper album playable in an intimate situation.  ‘Sexual Revolution’ makes this album playable for anyone looking to get their partner to drop the façade.  ‘Boo’ is a great song for anyone trying to assert their dominance amongst competitors.  All you Adele fans will enjoy this CD from the lady that invented the style.

En Vogue’s “EV3”:  This CD has ‘(Love) Don’t Let Go’ on it.  That should seal any deal by itself.  ‘Damn I Wanna Be Your Lover’ and ‘Right Direction’  push this CD into “Night time is the right time” collection.

Cee-lo’s “Cee lo Green and His Perfect Imperfections”:  The first nine tracts set the stage perfectly wanting to surprise their mate with some sexiness.  ‘Getting Grown’ is almost a warning for the soulful second half of the album.  ‘Closet Freak’ is almost a warning that the album is barreling that direction.  ‘Country Love’ has the line “No one is crazy enough to love me but you”.  If you haven’t felt that way before or after sex, maybe you aren’t doing it right.

Mariah Carey:  In my mind, there is no greater voice in the last generation than Mariah’s.  As far as CD’s go, if you don’t count her “#1s”, you have options.  “Daydream” houses my favorite Mariah song, ‘Underneath the Stars’ and is an easy pick.  ‘E=MC²’ and ‘Memoirs of a Broken Angel’ are both quality offerings when trying to get in the mood.  With a voice like that, you can’t really go wrong with anything she comes out with.

Aaliyah’s “One In a Million”:  Aaliyah’s first offering was a little more hip-hop infused but her second CD was skewed toward her soulfulness.  Don’t play ‘If Your Girl Only Knew’ if you are with a girl you wish didn’t know about the other one;  could be trouble.  This CD is top heavy in the romantics.  If you aren’t ready to do the do by track 9, cut to another selection.  You don’t want to give your lover a reason to doubt you.  If you want some quick hitting Aaliyah tracks.  Make sure you have ‘I Care 4 U’ and ‘Let Me Know’ in your repertoire.

 Shaggy’s “Hot Shot”:  Getting it on to this CD is like shooting fish in a barrel.  There is something about reggae and body movement that is stupefying.  Shaggy’s “Hot Shot” is a game changer when it comes to infusing reggae with R&B music.  ‘Bombastic’ might be one of my favorite dance songs but this CD provides the motivation to do more than dancing.  Even if you want to keep your clothes on, this CD is an excellent night starter for any of the CDs listed above.

There are some singles I think I might need to acknowledge for further blogging but if you want to throw something on, this is it.  If you can’t make it happen after one of these, you just don’t deserve it.