Cogito Ergo

If twitter has taught me anything, it is that people not named Rosario Dawson are horrible.  If twitter has taught me two things it is that, though horrible, people lead some really interesting lives in the wake of their fuckery.  Here are a few examples of the shit people pull that makes me wonder whyhowwhowhatthefuck!? People That Carry out Lengthy Affairs I understand the whole "I was drunk and I was drinking with Bill Cosby earlier and my man was out of town" type of fling.  You messed up but you returned to reality shortly there after.  Shit happens and life usually doesn't grant the preferred allotment of booty in long term relationships.  You guys are wrong but I understand.  If Mariah starts talking all greasy to me in the VIP, I'm probably gonna have some splaining to do to the wife, myself.  What throws me is married or otherwise monogamous people that carry month and maybe year long relationships with a side piece.  How much lying can one person do befo

Russell:    Thanks for inviting me here to celebrate our 100th blog post.  It means a lot. Cogito:    You the one that keeps showing up for work, leaving all this free time in the middle of the day.  I thought it would be nice to let you do something since you're the only dumbass that gets your work done promptly. R:    Whatever, nigga.  Thanks, anyway. C:    No doubt.  You know, 15-20 years ago, if someone would have suggested that I would be writing 500 word essays for mostly my own entertainment I would have laughed.  Then I would have thought, I'm just never going to have a normal sex life. R:    Umm, do you remember college? C:    Hazy glimpses.  You were always reading and shit.  Great job, there.  All that education is really helping you out in that warehouse right now.  To think of it, I remember a lot of beautiful women getting away from you as fast as possible, too. R:    They didn't all get away. C:   True enough, my nig.  True enough. R: